"Haha tumblr has twisted my sense of humour so no one outside this site finds me funny XD" no one on this site finds you funny either
She has a heart of gold, she has no idea how talented she is and I love her very much.
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them
when your friends do something cool without you
what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you